basedgosh:

having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

bondoge:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

oh god here we go

getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

getoffmybloghoe:

johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet

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johnny depp more like johnny deep…..into the ocean because he was in pirates of the caribbean and they were in the ocean and he probably went deep into it when he went swimming i bet

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

phemiec:

thevantassassin:

ok so my mom took a pic of me drawing and this is what i found on her website…

more like my desire for homestuck to update omFG MOM ALL I DRAW IS HOMESTUCK AND NONE OF IT HAS TO DO WITH MY MOOD IM PISS

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: fefetaface)

thumbcramps:

i can explain

camplazlo:

sharingayn:

please reblog this everyone needs to see this dont stop until its on the tumblr radar

signal boost

(Source: chdori)

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of